| |  my spring break started out super good...lets hope it stays
while that here is something so u can LAUGH......plase read it!!!!
A guy breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells
his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife
responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!"
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