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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly 8:00a.m.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
rant
about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
and
the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2
men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're
really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps
it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between
Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several
minutes of hysterics he pull's himself together and approaches Lena
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...........
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
life is kool........happy b-day kevin!!!!!!!!!1
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