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| well havent written on dis ofo in a long time.......i guess myspace is the new thing.......well life sucks rite now........but i hope everything turns out better, well idk i guess if i have time ill update later..... | | |
| life is good my spring break started out super good...lets hope it stays
while that here is something so u can LAUGH......plase read it!!!!
A guy breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells
his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife
responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!"
Repost if u laughed
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You know you live in 2006 when....
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that
they
don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the power button on the tv.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list & keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity
12) repost if you fell for it.
You know you fell for it....dont lie... |
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Oscar, you're a Casanova!
You are a Casanova
Yeah,
baby! You're a sweet-talking, smooth-moving, good-looking Casanova. A
stud who knows exactly what to do and say in any situation. Quite the
charmer, when you enter a room, everyone flocks to you. Not only are
you fun to be around, but you're quick-witted, stylish, super-suave,
and part of the coolest scene. Whether it's a top-notch restaurant or
the hottest new club, you're there. Do you ever have to wait in line?
No way. Do you look like you just stepped out of GQ magazine? Always.
When you're with a girl, she feels like the center of the universe.
Your slick moves and smart lines will keep the ladies coming back for
more!
Oscar, your moves are fresh when it comes to
Forget
fashion "don'ts." You're a fashion "do" any day of the week. You've got
your own ideas for what looks good and what goes well together. And
with your sense of style, you can't make a bad fashion move.
How you do it is anyone's guess, but you have a talent for spotting
trends or creating your own. Maybe it's the way you carry yourself,
maybe it's how you believe in yourself, but you've got a way of looking
like a million bucks that goes beyond cool clothes and accessories.
Whether you take your cues from friends, celebs, fashion mags, or your
own sense for what's hot, and what's cool, you've got stylish moves
that can create a commotion on any catwalk. So run with it and don't
look back
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| ~must read~
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly 8:00a.m.
The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
rant
about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow
and
the
whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2
men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're
really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps
it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between
Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several
minutes of hysterics he pull's himself together and approaches Lena
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...........
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
life is kool........happy b-day kevin!!!!!!!!!1
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